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The Onion Tablet

The Onion Tablet

iOS iPad News

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This is the official iPad application of The Onion, America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets.

Now, using the latest news-providing technologies, The Onion introduces a format that allows you to touch the news. That’s right. Swipe it, poke it, berate it, and it reacts accordingly.

What's New

- Updates for retina
- Updates for iOS 6
- Share tool updates

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