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Geek Logik Decisions
iOS Universal Entertainment
Wouldn't it be great if you could make clear-cut Decisions for all of life’s tricky questions? Now you can! Based on the bestselling book by Garth Sundem, Geek Logik harnesses the awesome powers of math and humor to open a massive can of whoopass on uncertainty. Simply set sliders to answer humorous questions and Geek Logik runs the numbers and kicks out an answer. Voila—now even a geek can perform at or above social norms!
"Wickedly ingenious!"—John Tierney, New York Times.
"Geek Logik is a hoot!"—Will Shortz, Puzzlemaster.
As seen on Good Morning America, CNN, the BBC, and mentioned in Wired, Men's Health, Publisher's Weekly, Seed, and Sky & Telescope.
The CAREERS version of the Geek Logik app offers clear-cut, mathematical solutions (wink, wink, nod, nod) to the following mind-blowing dilemmas:
—Should you get a tattoo?
—Should you pursue an interest in extreme sports?
—Can you still wear a Speedo or bikini without frightening small children?
—Should you do today what could be put off 'till tomorrow?
—Are you stuck in a rut?
—Is your personal grooming adequate?
—Should you go to the gym?
—Should you wake up five minutes early?
—Should you walk, bike or drive?
—Should you eat something scary from the back of the 'fridge or just order Chinese?
—Should you stop to put gas in the car?
—Should you do it yourself or call an expert?
—Should you keep your New Year's resolution?
Simply use sliders on your iPhone or iPod Touch to answer questions like "For what percentage of your day is the song Take This Job and Shove It stuck in your head?" and Geek Logik spits out an answer with the stamp of ABSOLUTE MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY! Or at least with much, much more certainty than the magic eight ball or the outdated decision-making method known as "thinking about it."
The app includes equation calculators along with humorous descriptions of the eerily accurate logic behind the math. (Don't worry: at no point will you be asked to do anything resembling actual mathematics.)
Additional versions of the Geek Logik app include LITE, CAREER and LOVE.
Sometimes life outside the petri dish is daunting. Equip yourself accordingly.
www.ThinkFASTsoftware.com © Garth Sundem © ThinkFAST, Inc.
Changed UI, Fixed bugs, and removed ads for this version