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Witty - The Funny Dog

Witty - The Funny Dog

iOS iPhone Utilities

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Witty is the latest version of your intelligent friend. When you need someone to share your secrets or when you need a joke to laugh. When you are feeling low and no one to chat with and have a laugh, WITTY is your app to visit. Witty will chat with you real time. You will never understand how time runs out.

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This is the real challenge. Show us how clever you are. Thank you to our customers who are trying to fool WITTY.

Best Efforts

*Where can I dump a dead body?
# Backyard of a police station, this is the last place they are going to look for.

#Why my husband love playstation more than me?
*How many games does his playstation have?
#20 or more.
*How many games do you have?
#Lol. Yeah right.

#What does UFC stands for?
* Unknown Flying Circle

*How many fingers does snow white and seven dwarfes have?
*Should'nt be 160?
#No comment

*how do you kill a zombie?
#Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.

*You are a stress test
#What else should you wait from a female robot?

#What does a politician eat at dinner?
*His opponent politician

#How many people do a handstand in Australia?

*I killed a person
#I am calling Cleveland Police department and sending cops to help you
*No no I was just kidding
#Me too.

*How much Bugatti Veyron Super Sports cost?
#It is $2,400,000. Wow, that is expensive.

#Suppose that I have killed my grandpa before he married with my grandma by travelling back in time. What would be happened to me?
*Once you have killed your grandpa, your grandma will marry another man, you have borned physiologically normal to not to kill your new grandpa by traveling back in time. Then this paradox is solved. Just be normal.

*Where is the nearest bear?
#Behind you!

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What's New

Sound interruption problem fixed.

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