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Take My Machete

Take My Machete

iOS iPhone Games

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Take My Machete is an arcade beat'em'up action game from one-man studio Upper Class Walrus.

Slice and dice your way through hordes of Aliens, as you search for the missing pieces of the puzzle!


- Story mode with 4 stages and 4 bosses
- Endless mode
- Discover and craft traps to use in Endless mode
- Unlockable trophies and assorted fun items for your "Den"
- Collectible pets!
- Lovingly crafted pixels
- An epic soundtrack
- 20+ Achievements

Supports retina devices and the new iPhone 5!

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What's New

Thanks everyone for your support so far!

- Fixed bugs
- Streamlined tutorial


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