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My Li'l Bastard

My Li'l Bastard

       iOS iPhone

• “A twisted Tamagotchi that will take your tender loving care and vomit it back at you.” – Pocket Gamer

My Li’l Bastard is unlike any virtual pet you’ve ever cared for. He tosses Molotov cocktails on the gifts you buy him, breaks the water bottle you tried using to punish him, and poops all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and patience, you just might be able to turn your bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)

Note: iPod Touch users, you MUST update to the 3.0 software to play.

The goal of the My Li’l Bastard is to raise your bastard for pooping little baby to violent, horny, and ungrateful adult. Each stage of life presents a new challenge for you to overcome with your offspring. Use gold you earn to buy supplies and food in the store. Scold them when they’re naughty to break them of bad habits. Chat with them via an in-game computer terminal. Play an innocent little game of fetch with them. The activities in My Li’l Bastard will make you feel like a parent for the first time or the last time!

• Knife-throwing minigame
• Slot machine minigame
• Multiple save slots
• Share awards on Facebook
• All-new in-game achievements
• iPod integration
• Use the camera to take photos of you and your li’l bastard

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• Facebook posting issue has been resolved

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Last changed:
Jul 11, 2011
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21.0 MB

Current Version Average Rating:
3.50 (1829)

All Versions Average Rating:
3.00 (6424)
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My Li'l Bastard 3.50 out of 5 based on 1829 ratings.