Give A $@!% Meter
iOS iPhone Entertainment
Boss on your back about those TPS reports? Wife in your face about the trash that needs to be taken out? It's time to let them both know where you stand. Presenting the Give A $@!% Meter.
When presented with information or inquiries that you could care less about, simply reply "Let me check my Give A $@!% Meter," and put this powerful tool into action. Hidden buttons let you control the outcome of the meter without anyone knowing. Touch the left half of the 'Check Meter' button and the meter drops to the bottom showing the boss exactly what he can do with those TPS reports. Touch the right half of the 'Check Meter' button and the meter ends at the top to let the wife know you do care about that trash so your not stuck eating cold cereal for dinner again.
-Clever meter animations tense things up and keep your colleagues guessing as to where that decisive meter might fall this time.
-Optional sound effects for inquiries from the visually impaired.
-Not sure where you stand? Let fate decide using the random function.
-And that's not all! You can customize the title of your Give A $@!% Meter to display anything you want:
Tony's Give A Hoot Meter
Obama's Give A Poo Meter
Michael's Give A Fart Meter
Kinoshita's Give A Craps meter
You can even get creative and title it Scott's Babe Meter. Endless possibilities. Check it out today and this time when your neighbor's bragging about his hot new car, you can really mean it when you say "Hang on let me check my Give A $@!% Meter."
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