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Geek Logik Lite

Geek Logik Lite

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Wouldn't it be great if there were clear-cut answers to all of life's tricky questions? Now there are! Based on the bestselling book by Garth Sundem, Geek Logik harnesses the awesome powers of math and humor to open a massive can of whoopass on uncertainty. Simply set sliders to answer humorous questions and Geek Logik runs the numbers and kicks out an answer. Voila—now even a geek can perform at or above social norms!

"Wickedly ingenious!"—John Tierney, New York Times.
"Geek Logik is a hoot!"—Will Shortz, Puzzlemaster.
As seen on Good Morning America, CNN, the BBC, and mentioned in Wired, Men's Health, Publisher's Weekly, Seed, and Sky & Telescope.

The LITE version of the Geek Logik app offers clear-cut, mathematical solutions (wink, wink, nod, nod) to the following three everyday problems:

—Do you have a snowball's chance in hell with her?
—Should you call in sick to work?
—Should you wake up five minutes early?

Simply use sliders on your iPhone or iPod Touch to answer questions like "The hours of sleep you need in order to remain civil with telemarketers" and Geek Logik spits out an answer with the stamp of ABSOLUTE MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY! Or at least with much, much more certainty than the magic eight ball or the outdated decision-making method known as "thinking about it."

The app includes equation calculators along with humorous descriptions of the eerily accurate logic behind the math. (Don't worry: at no point will you be asked to do anything resembling actual mathematics.)

Additional versions of the Geek Logik app include LOVE, CAREER and DECISIONS.

Sometimes life outside the petri dish is daunting. Equip yourself accordingly. © Garth Sundem © ThinkFAST, Inc.

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Changed UI, fixed up bugs, and dropped Ads from this version

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